The Chaco is known mainly as a water shoe/sandal hybrid that outdoors type people wear. Some people would say, Chacos are how you tell a real outdoors person from a poser who may be wearing some other type of sandal. These people are fucking idiots with no concept of what will look good on one's foot. A person that wears the far overpriced river/hiking sandals known as Chacos, are simply known as Twats.
T - Total
W - Wimpy
A - Appaling
T - Terrible
S - Sandals
Even the name Chaco is a celebrity-I-hate-my-child type of name. Sounds like a rotting vagina filled with taco meat. The people that wear these blubbering taco meat rotting vagina shoes will argue with you of how comfortable they are and how they are BioCentric with a foot bed that ensures a proper support. Because you can stride comfortably in any activity, one can hike and even go river rafting with the ease of just slipping them on. Sounds like heaven right?
If your heaven consist of giving you repugnant tan lines from glorified rotting vagina sandals that makes you look like you were a roman slave, then yeah, they're a whole slice of juicy heaven.
The top 10 reasons why one would want to wear Chaco Sandals
1) They enjoy having my foot shoved up their ass
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Now lets have an objectionable, unbiased comparison of a cross hiking/rafting shoe, the SALOMAN's PRO AMPHIBIAN to a Chaco Sandal:
It is so obvious it makes my balls hurt that people still think that Chacos are worth owning. Take those rotting grilled cheese vaginas off your feet and go kill yourself.
