It was a crisp Saturday morning after a gentle rain through the night. The wind slightly brushed up against the windows as I yawned quietly. I was contemplating whether or not to make one of my awesome man-wiches for breakfast as I softly hummed the Super Mario Bros. song when suddenly...
"UNCLE T!!!!!"
... shot out of the mouths of my niece and nephew with such a force that the kids in Haiti were worried for them.
I was playing my niece and nephew in the new Super Mario Brothers on the wii. My nephew is extremely good at all the wii games. He's turning 6 years old this month and I'm annoyed to say, he can actually beat me in various games on the wii. With the motion of the wii remote in how you play most games, he definitely has the advantage.
In the wii Mario Brothers though, you turn your wii remote sideways and play old school style. Yeah baby.... Something that my little punk 5 year old nephew didn't know was that I was like the Karate Kid on the Nintendo. Someone was about to get their ass handed to them.
The game, if you are unfamiliar with it, is that you work together for a common goal... a common good, all work together, there are enough mushrooms for everyone, there is enough extra player bonus for everyone... I gave a sinister smile as I chopped their Socialism crap game with my superior Capitalism skills.
With my cat like reflexes I was hopping and running and taking all the mushrooms and other extra goodies that I could. I was also using my awesome Smart Car Turbo Charged like speed to jump and run ahead of them leaving them in the dust. That's right baby... I was DOMINATING them...
I was owning my 5 year old nephew and 8 year old niece... I started laughing at their inferior skills ... as they got more frustrated and yelled "UNCLE T!" more and more, I just laughed harder as my fingers were on a mission to destroy those in a Darwin fashion as they could not keep up.
My nephew did what is called a body slam and I fell into the hot lava killing my character instantly.... Of course I laughed cause he got me, and it was hilarious what you could do now with the games.
Using my Old School Nintendo Ninja style skills, I quickly maneuvered into position and using the new controls of the new game, I picked up my nephew's character and threw him off the edge and repeated the process throwing my niece off the edge laughing....
"UNCLE T!!!!!!!"
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
They were getting madder and madder - more frustrated as they were no match for the skills of this 31 year old.
I was kicking an 8 year old & a 5 year old's ass on the wii....It was freakin awesome - I felt empowered and mighty. I felt like I could conquer the world...I was conquering the world - the Super Mario World....
It was amazing.
I'm Amazing.
I Love Myself.
"UNCLE T!!!!!"
... shot out of the mouths of my niece and nephew with such a force that the kids in Haiti were worried for them.
I was playing my niece and nephew in the new Super Mario Brothers on the wii. My nephew is extremely good at all the wii games. He's turning 6 years old this month and I'm annoyed to say, he can actually beat me in various games on the wii. With the motion of the wii remote in how you play most games, he definitely has the advantage.
In the wii Mario Brothers though, you turn your wii remote sideways and play old school style. Yeah baby.... Something that my little punk 5 year old nephew didn't know was that I was like the Karate Kid on the Nintendo. Someone was about to get their ass handed to them.
The game, if you are unfamiliar with it, is that you work together for a common goal... a common good, all work together, there are enough mushrooms for everyone, there is enough extra player bonus for everyone... I gave a sinister smile as I chopped their Socialism crap game with my superior Capitalism skills.
With my cat like reflexes I was hopping and running and taking all the mushrooms and other extra goodies that I could. I was also using my awesome Smart Car Turbo Charged like speed to jump and run ahead of them leaving them in the dust. That's right baby... I was DOMINATING them...
I was owning my 5 year old nephew and 8 year old niece... I started laughing at their inferior skills ... as they got more frustrated and yelled "UNCLE T!" more and more, I just laughed harder as my fingers were on a mission to destroy those in a Darwin fashion as they could not keep up.
My nephew did what is called a body slam and I fell into the hot lava killing my character instantly.... Of course I laughed cause he got me, and it was hilarious what you could do now with the games.
Using my Old School Nintendo Ninja style skills, I quickly maneuvered into position and using the new controls of the new game, I picked up my nephew's character and threw him off the edge and repeated the process throwing my niece off the edge laughing....
"UNCLE T!!!!!!!"
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
They were getting madder and madder - more frustrated as they were no match for the skills of this 31 year old.
I was kicking an 8 year old & a 5 year old's ass on the wii....It was freakin awesome - I felt empowered and mighty. I felt like I could conquer the world...I was conquering the world - the Super Mario World....
It was amazing.
I'm Amazing.
I Love Myself.
