My life gets going so fast and becomes so amazing I don't have time for you, my gentle readers... but alas, here I am again typing vigorously at the keyboard spewing out creative arts of genius.
I'm back working for the man and attempting desperately to give him the finger by writing and creating the thoughts that form in my large brain while doing my job better than anyone has ever done before.
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Corey Haim is a jerk and a horrible role model for the young impressionable minds of today. It's a good thing he's dead - professional celebrity relapsers should never come out in public and say they are a life long relapser. What? You want to show everyone that it is okay to start to get your life going again only to become a junkie again and throw your life away - again? He's a self centered bastard that just wanted to make a comeback and wanted the sympathy of the public... screw him. I'm so annoyed I had to read all the status updates on facebook about this prick. Yes, let us recognize a wonderful role model to the minds of the future - Minds of the future: do drugs as a kid and use your hardships in life to attempt to make a comeback in a career that you weren't good at in the first place. I wish he was still alive so I could add him as my facebook friend, cause facebook is the greatest thing on the planet.
People on facebook are morons. Even the friends that I know - I just didn't know how moronic most of them can be. Seriously? I need to know that you are tired and that you've finally made it home? I don't care.
Just for that, I'm so going to tag your mom. Then I'll poke her.. wait, I'll super poke her.
Facebook is my way of finding out who is a twat and doesn't deserve my real life friendship. "Are you seriously updating your status with that load of garbage? I'm deleting your sorry ass from my phone you pathetic loser."
I think I'm going to start deleting all my "friends" on facebook til there is just me left, as I am the only one worthy of reading my status updates. I'm also the only one worthy of actually looking at my pictures of. By the way, nobody gives a shit about your 1987 frizzy hair with socks over your leggins picture... or for some of you young idiots out there, your 2002 palm on your chin senior highschool picture... Nobody cares, nobody wants to see that. You're an idiot, no one likes you, hence why you spend so much of your time on facebook in the first place.
In case you haven't figured it out yet...
My Life is STILL Better Than Yours.
